The Truth About NATLFED

October 16, 2011

And that’s cowpie bingo

Filed under: Cult,NATLFED,Politics,Uncategorized — ghostwriter1984 @ 23:57

You should try it.  Make a day of it.  Sitting in the sun with a bunch of hicks standing around a pen that’s been divided into squares, numbers painted and a cow just chewing its cud.  You’re waiting for that magic moment when the cow has to make.  If it lands on your number, you win.

Nobody ever just stares at the cow.  You’d be doing that for hours.  Instead, you try for a number closer to the fence line and see how suave or idiotic you look trying to coax the cow to your number.  Drink a few beers, talk about life.

No matter how you dress it up, you’re still waiting for something to take a dump.

So you see, apparently that’s what we’re doing here — waiting for someone to take a dump.  As in, we’re scaring the kiddies so much that’s what they’re going to do.

You do see the ridiculousness of the situation.

Ciao for now, we have bingo.


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